I'm only human, with all the errors and imperfections.
me: walks into living room
tv: tonight on how its made
me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS