tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

jilliantamaki:

Yo, I was putting people with animal heads in Victorian garb back when you were colouring with crayons, kids
I think this was from like 2006 or something. Taurus, from a New Year’s astrology thing in the National Post.
Ugh, don’t make me regret putting this up here, Tumblr

jilliantamaki:

Yo, I was putting people with animal heads in Victorian garb back when you were colouring with crayons, kids

I think this was from like 2006 or something. Taurus, from a New Year’s astrology thing in the National Post.

Ugh, don’t make me regret putting this up here, Tumblr

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me: fire cannot kill a dragon

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

kaydotjay:

burpywatermelons:

Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

wow that looks amazing, and how the fuck did two people die?

(Source: enochliew)

poopflow:

this vine is unholy

(Source: fuks)